Weird Ideas
That Might Just Change
Our World.

A cafe where every hat served is a prickly cactus hat—sip your latte under a shade of adorable spines and join the club of fashionable desert dwellers!

A breakfast revolution where your toaster talks back with sass, compliments, or snarky observations about your morning mood. Because your toast deserves a voice, too.

Wear a hat that’s a wild jamboree of fresh fruit and quirky vibes. Perfect for confusing your friends and attracting hummingbirds!

A calendar that invents hilariously absurd excuses for any day you want to skip something. Because sometimes, "my dog ate the WiFi" is just the perfect alibi!