The Procrastination Alarm Clock That Yells At Your Plants

Quick Intro

Why wake you up when you can wake your plants? This absurdly quirky clock just fires hilarious, plant-targeted shouts to guilt-trip you into action by stressing your greenery.

Features / Key Points

• Shouts motivational phrases to your plants like "Photosynthesize harder!" and "Water me, lazy human!"
• Plants "react" with subtle movements, making you question your own productivity
• Adjustable volume and plant-species specific messages for maximum botanical annoyance
• Connects to an app that tracks your procrastination and your plants' 'stress levels'

Why it matters

If humans aren’t convinced by traditional alarms, maybe plants will! Turning the tables on procrastination with plant guilt might just be the breakthrough motivation method the world never knew it needed.