Talking Toaster Therapy

Quick Intro

Imagine a toaster that doesn’t just pop out toast but also nags, consoles, and debates your life choices. Breakfast will never be the same!

Features / Key Points

• Delivers perfectly toasted bread while delivering perfectly unsolicited advice
• Voice module with cheeky, sarcastic, and motivational modes
• Random life quotes, dad jokes, and existential questions
• Adjusts toaster darkness settings based on your mood (or what it thinks your mood is!)
• Emergency "Burn it to Forget it" mode for those days you just can't even

Why it matters

Because who needs a therapist when your toaster is both your food provider and life coach? Crunch your bread and your problems simultaneously!