A silly hat that tells terrible jokes, snorts laughter, and throws confetti when you least expect it. Warning: Wearing it may cause uncontrollable chuckles and awkward compliments!

A toothbrush that delivers snarky, sarcastic commentary to keep your brushing routine hilariously honest and weirdly motivating.

A sock puppet on a leash directs pedestrian traffic with wild gestures and wacky commentary—because who needs boring crosswalk signs when you can have a sidewalk sitcom?

Why get wet when you can get confetti-fied? This umbrella showers you with colorful confetti instead of rain, turning every downpour into a joyous party moment!

Host wild parties where everyone dresses as a toilet—yes, the throne itself! Guaranteed laughs, slippery dance moves, and unforgettable bathroom humor.